September 4, 2008 | 5:38

you don't say

The signs have been distributed all across the convention floor: “Peace” they say, hundreds of them, as if this was still 1968 and Eugene McCarthy still had a chance. And upstairs, in the convention kitsch shop, they are selling tie-dye “John McCain 2008” buttons. A little bit of conservative irony, and a whole lot of tactical messaging. Republicans are about to announce to the nation that they are the party of peace.

and the strange thing of all? people will buy it.

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you decide

is this multimedia page over at nytimes.com creepily worshipful?

brought to you by the normally coherent clusterflock with the i-crap-you-not invocation “it brought me to tears”

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where have you been all of my life?

cheese you can grill.

let than sink in for a moment.

cheese you can grill. like, you know, on the grill.

Halloumi. get it, grill it, eat it. like today.

just sayin’

oh, and it squeaks. can cheese be cute?

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September 3, 2008 | 11:27
how much do i love this old chinese propaganda poster? some.
how much do i love this old chinese propaganda poster? some.
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September 2, 2008 | 8:47

pime:

CSS just released a video for “Move”, which means I had to post it. Donkey is on my short list for best albums of the year.

a man could fall in love with that voice

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August 28, 2008 | 1:38
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August 27, 2008 | 8:48

ATTENTION

it’s not a horse, it’s a bicycle.

put one leg over the top tube and then put your feet on the pedals.

as you were.

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August 25, 2008 | 2:53
i’m liking it
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our trip to portland was great and our hosts were very helpful. here’s sinister haley giving me directions.
our trip to portland was great and our hosts were very helpful. here’s sinister haley giving me directions.
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herbal ID fail - portland, or
herbal ID fail - portland, or
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August 20, 2008 | 7:00

i don't like bike thieves even hypothetical ones

as i was getting my hairs cut this evening i looked out the window and couldn’t see my bike. amber (nice girl who cuts my hair) assured me it was there and asked if i would chase someone down. without even thinking i replied “i’d kill a motherfucker.”

i hope i wouldn’t go that far but i was surprised at the anger that instantly welled up when she asked. anyway, ummm.. keep your mits off my bikes.

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self portait, for some reason i look ethnic. i’m not.
self portait, for some reason i look ethnic. i’m not.
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mmm coverlicious
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August 19, 2008 | 11:53
fail blog comes to orange county, welcome to fail county. i’d beg to differ on this being “bike fail” though. more like helpfulness fail. luckily there’s a cure for that.
fail blog comes to orange county, welcome to fail county. i’d beg to differ on this being “bike fail” though. more like helpfulness fail. luckily there’s a cure for that.
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August 18, 2008 | 10:39

in which i converse in my mind with the things west virginia girl says aloud

  • w.v. girl: PBR's are the best
  • my head: no they're not and why are we pluralizing in such a fashion?
  • w.v. girl: i just love them because i'm a lightweight
  • my head: you just love them because you're dumb
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